What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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