- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

A black guy walks into a bar... 3 hours later He walks out...

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

obama

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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