- Anti Joke

Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

Once upon a cross

Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

I can't see my forehead

One day a cheerio is walking down the street. Nothing special, just a regular cheerio. Suddenly, he sees a honey-coated cheerio. Now, honey-coated cheerios have a much higher social status than regular cheerios. So he decides that he wants to become a honey- coated cheerio. He works really, really hard and one day his boss promotes him to a honey-coated cheerio. So, he's really pleased about this, he can easily pay his rent, he gets a nice car, and his family is much happier. But then, as he's driving around the town, he sees a sugar-coated cheerio. Now, sugar-coated cheerios are preety much at the top of society. They're all highly regarded and respected. So he decides that he wants to become a sugar-coated cheerio. He works really, really hard for months and months, until one day his boss decides that he can become a sugar-coated cheerio. He is absolutely stoked with this. He gets a bigger house with a swimming pool and a spa, really nice clothes, and he's very well respected. One day, he's sun bathing at the beach, when off in the distance he sees an island that he had never seen before. Apparently, this is the golden cheerio island. Cheerios there fly around in jet cars and lounge around in bars. It's cheerio heaven. So he decides that if he becomes a golden cheerio, his life will be complete. He dedicates his life to working really, incredibly hard, and one day his boss says to him, "You know what, you've worked so hard that I'm promoting you to a golden cheerio." So he makes it to the cheerio island, and as he is lying down, relaxing, he suddenly becomes very thirsty. All cheerios really like milk so he goes to get some, but there's a really long line at the milk stand. So he decides to get some lemonade, but like the milk stand, there's a really long line at the lemonade stand. So he thinks, "I know what no-one will want. Punch!" So he goes to the punch stand and sure enough there's no punch line.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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