- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

Good luck on your finals everyone!

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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