What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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