Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Obama

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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