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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

matty russel are you on here

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

Your mama's so fat.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

i like turtals and kids

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