IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

Jews

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

Hi? No!!!!!

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

You know what is not cool? Fire.

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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