- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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