- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

Jews

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

Hi? No!!!!!

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

You know what is not cool? Fire.

What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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