Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

One time I masturbated by myself

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

your mom died.

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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