what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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Nicolas Cage

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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I ponder

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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AIDS

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Your mom is so fat...

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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