What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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im black

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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