- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

Womens rights

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

Well educated black man.

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

knock, knock come in

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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