I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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Potassium? K.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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