- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

Woman.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

whats 2+2? 4

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