- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

black guy graduating high school

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

one day i went to bed

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

american government

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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