Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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There's a car about to hit me.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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You're Adopted.

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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