Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

Womens rights

Womans profesional lacrosse

How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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