Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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