- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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