Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

Pinus Testicles

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

Niki Minaj's ass

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

knock knock Come in!!!

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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