Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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whats 2+2? 4

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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Obamacare haters

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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poop

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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whats a dick a dick

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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