I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

Womens rights

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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