What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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