Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

the comment about daniel was fron brock

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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