roses are red violets are blue im in class

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

woman's rights

Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

penis

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

hi will

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