- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

An Irishman walks out of a bar

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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