- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

Stephen Walking.

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

Knock, knock. answers door

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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