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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

Womens' Rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

penis

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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