- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Penal Dysfunction

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

An Irishman walks out of a bar

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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