- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

Womens rights

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

Womans profesional lacrosse

Well educated black man.

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