- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

im a dragon, no im not

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

Penal Dysfunction

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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