- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

Womans profesional lacrosse

Well educated black man.

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

knock, knock come in

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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