What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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Why? Whats wrong?

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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