Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

Get in the car.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

Matt is not funny.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

general tso's broccoli

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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