- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

fruit salad?

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

why did the puppy poop? he had too

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

im black

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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