Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Meow.

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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