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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

a man walked into a bar ouch

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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