- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

the comment about daniel was fron brock

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.