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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

Your mom.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

donald................duck for president

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

What's black and red all over? Half a cat

Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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