- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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