Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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Melbourne Football Club.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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