- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

Ron Paul for President!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

obama

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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