What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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Obama

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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My children are huge mistakes.

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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Anti Joke

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