- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

I said I hate niiggers

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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