How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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knock knock who's there aids

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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