- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Breast cancer.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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