- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

black guy graduating high school

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

Many people of many races do many things every day.

one day i went to bed

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

whats white and gooy liguid goop

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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