Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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Hello Braydon

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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this is not a joke

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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I have aids

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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