Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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This sentence is false.

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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Why did the jew die Really...

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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