Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

Well educated black man.

what did the shark do when he died.....

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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