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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

knock knock who's there aids

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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