- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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