Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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eloise dey.

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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Tell you something funny.

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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Girls Basketball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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