- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

milly, milly, milly, cat

my captcha says : forkin chickens

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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