Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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Yes.

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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Chicken penis.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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knock knock who's there aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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