- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

Well educated black man.

what did the shark do when he died.....

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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