your mom

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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