Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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Woman's rights.

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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The 13th Amendment...

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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crap!!

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2v

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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hey bill!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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