No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Jersey Shore

thumb_up thumb_down +2

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

thumb_up thumb_down +2

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

woman's rights

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops