- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

whats 2+2? 4

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

I just can't stand sitting down!

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

buttcrack thumbs up

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

Potassium? K.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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