Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I am a n1gger.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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