- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

rebecca is a hard worker

Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? purges

whos the bitch now!?! you are.

well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

A: Knock Knock B: ...

Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??