- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

knock knock Labrinth come in

Jaden McMichael

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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