- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

I just can't stand sitting down!

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

whats 2+2? 4

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

buttcrack thumbs up

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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