What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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whats 2+2? 4

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

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