- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

wots brown and smells like shite shite

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

Knock Knock Who's there? silence Silence Who?

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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I hate black people. Because their black.

this is not a joke

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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