- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

What is more worse than death? Death

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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