Wy did the chicken?

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

so dont touch it.

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

E= McVagina

What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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