What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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A man made a sandwich.

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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