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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

Sophie Cameron is Gay

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

skurfboards we love fat kids

Women.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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