- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

we all know sammi has a penis

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

Jacob Edwards has friends

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

She said no

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

hey guys what's up?

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

Life is an elephant, get married.

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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