What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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toast points

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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A seal walks into a club.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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