I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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