Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The WNBA.

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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Girls Basketball.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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