i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

thumb_up thumb_down +33

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

thumb_up thumb_down +31

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

thumb_up thumb_down +31

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

thumb_up thumb_down +29

An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

womens rights

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

thumb_up thumb_down +27

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops