If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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