- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

penis

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.