- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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