Your mom is fat

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Mmmmmmmmbutch

thumb_up thumb_down +23

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

thumb_up thumb_down +23

knock knock Come in!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

thumb_up thumb_down +19

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops