What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

This is not an anti joke.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A disabled man walks into a bar.

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

shammmm is a lesbian.

Dylan is a person

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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