why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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Chicken

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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thumbs up!

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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