A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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You

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? I hate niiggers ?

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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People Order Our Patties

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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she wasn't 18

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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I've got a dig bick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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