- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

knock knock ... no one was in

Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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