- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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