What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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Male penises.

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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Women.

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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