Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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