Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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