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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

What is more worse than death? Death

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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