- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

What is more worse than death? Death

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

knock knock piss off

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

A seal walks into a club.

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

Hi Shelby!!

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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