Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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