what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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why do you care?

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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Is this where I type the joke?

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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