What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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I'm taken

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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