And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

A seal walks into a club.

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

your mother hates you

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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