I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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