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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

Old guitars sound like cat's guts

FUCK YOU NEVEN

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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