There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Milkman! Milkman who? ....Timmy....I've been coming here for FOURTEEN YEARS! AND YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER MY NAME?!?! I drove your mom to the hospital when you were born since your father is such a deadbeat. I helped pick out your name!! I'm sorry I wasn't born into wealth like you. I'm sorry I have to go door to door handing out milk for other people! I have been coming here every week for FOURTEEN YEARS! But no Timmy, no, don't try to remember my name. Just forget about all the laughs we have had. Or that time i left my family on Christmas because your mother needed me to go find you that Turbo man doll. I saved you from a burning vehicle! I helped you win your third grade science fair! Remember? I have a picture of us and that robot right here in my wallet. I show it to people all the time! Here's me and my...my pal Timmy. Well Timmy, this is it. You shan't see me again.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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