Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Colby is gay.... thats it

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

this is not a joke

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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