"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

The Holocaust.

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

This is not an anti joke.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

hey guys what's up?

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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