Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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penis

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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YEAH THEY DO.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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Chicken penis.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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A walrus walks into a bar

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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