What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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What is cold? Winter

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!!" She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle."

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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