How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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Hi? No!!!!!

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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Guess What! HI!

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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Woman's Rights

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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