.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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Your social life.

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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involved parents.

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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meme

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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