Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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