A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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YEAH THEY DO.

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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