- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

i cant think of one.

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

Woman rights.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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