James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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baskets

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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^that joke a piece of shit

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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