What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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Hi

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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I've got a dig bick

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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