- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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