A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Soccer...

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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knock, knock come in

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You.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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Woman's Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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