There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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