- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

Stephen Walking.

Punch line.

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

Knock, Knock Come in

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

shammmm is a lesbian.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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