- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

im a dragon, no im not

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

A seal walks into a club.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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