What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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I've got a dig bick

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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