What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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who is mark

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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dead battery come on down

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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